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I’m Afraid of Americans; GUESS WHAT’S STUCK IN MIKE’S HEAD?!
@HalfGuarded OK. This one isn’t really stuck in my head but given everything going on I kinda chuckle at the idea of posting this song. In ‘Merica’s defense, Bowie was a rapist. Of kids. I’M...
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Couch Zone Movie Club presents the years 1960-64
It’s the sixties. Let’s all have orgies, take LCD, ban the bomb and burn our draft cards…..man! (Mike: I HAVE WAITED ALL MY LIFE TO HEAR THIS!) Same rules as always. I’ll be picking three movies from...
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Hurricane Heist 2 (2020) Cast, Plot, Rumors, and Release Date News
@HALFGUARDED You saw Hurricane Heist and want to know about the sequel and that’s what we’ll do for you. Read on as we give you whatever dirt we managed to squeeze out of a source or two. (Note:...
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Game Night 2 (2020) RUMORS, Plot, Cast, and Release Date News
@HalfGuarded What if Jumanji was an interactive life and death murder mystery gone wrong? Think Clue, but everyone thought they were playing a game only to discover part way through it was anything...
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Pretty Woman 2 or the Pretty Woman Remake (2020) RUMORS, Plot, Cast, and...
@HalfGuarded Hollywood loves to remake movies these days. It’s safe, I assume: they know there’s an audience and so they minimize their risk. Why take a chance on something like Valerian (which was...
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Role Models 2 (2021) RUMORS, Plot, Cast, and Release Date News – WILL THERE...
@HalfGuarded I loved Role Models. It’s easily one of the most underrated comdies of the last 20 years and so when a guy I know in Hollywood heard that casting directors were quietly being told to...
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What’s Happening at WWE Elimination Chamber 2018
T-Mobile Arena (wait, what?) Sin City, Nevada Mike’s Twitter Party As I did last night, with a refined eloquence not normally found in a man of such wit, I’ll be doing some Twitter culling for WWE’s...
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Baywatch 2 |⓴⓳ | Movie Release Date, Trailer & More!
Baywatch 2 Poll: Would you see a Baywatch sequel? Note: There is a poll embedded within this post, please visit the site to participate in this post's poll. Baywatch 2 Baywatch 2, which will...
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Constantine 2: Release Date, Trailer, Cast & more Sequel News
@HalfGuarded Constantine Sequel Poll: Sequel or Reboot? Note: There is a poll embedded within this post, please visit the site to participate in this post's poll. Constantine 2 must come sooner...
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Rampage 2 (2020) RUMORS, Plot, Cast, and Release Date News – WILL THERE BE A...
@HalfGuarded The Rock continues to reinvent what it means to be a superstar. From breathing life into franchises no one imagined to making dumb movies that normally would star Marky Mark and suck...
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Ferris Bueller’s Day Off Remake (2021) RUMORS, Plot, Cast, and Release Date...
@HalfGuarded Creating a remake of a classic film like that will require you to go the opposite and do something crazy. That is why I believe the rumor that they will go with a female Ferris Bueller...
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The Strangers 3 (2021) RUMORS, Plot, Cast, and Release Date News – WILL THERE...
@HalfGuarded There is something unknowable about horror films. We love them we crave them we indulged then we watch them. Why would we go out of her way to make ourselves be afraid? You would not do...
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This is What You Should Think about the Oscar Nominations
Harvey Weinstein’s Sex Dungeon Mike’s Twitter Machine I did this before, for the Emmy’s Golden Globes, and it was a rousing failure. I’ve since seen at least one more of these films and so am better...
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WHAT’S HAPPENING at the 2018 OSCARS
Maybe some Chinese theater? Is that this one? Mike’s OG Twitter Account, Yo! Ladies and gentleman, it’s nerd Wrestlemania. Truly, that is what the Oscars are: the jocks have the SuperBowl, the...
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Get Out 2 |⓴⓴ | Movie Poster, Cast, Release Date & More – All Details for Get...
Get Out 2 Poll: Would you see a Get Out sequel? Note: There is a poll embedded within this post, please visit the site to participate in this post's poll. Get Out 2 is a sequel to the Oscar nominated...
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The Book Club 2 (2021) RUMORS, Plot, Cast, and Release Date News – WILL THERE...
@HalfGuarded I remember many moons ago when I was younger man but still a man I saw the movie the first wives club. There’s a first time is exposed the idea of women in their mid-50s to early 60s...
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Couchzone Movie Club 1965-69…..Where we don’t do happy endings
There are so many great films I could have chosen to talk about in this era. But I chose a three film format and that’s what I have to stick to, so to the side must I put such incredible films as...
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Ready Player One 2(2021) RUMORS, Plot, Cast, and Release Date News – WILL...
@HalfGuarded Steven Spielberg directing a movie that plays on the nostalgiait’s almost unfair it when it comes to screwing with our hearts. And yet he still did ready player one and it made everybody...
View ArticleSuperman’s Song: GUESS WHAT’S STUCK IN MIKE’S HEAD!
Twitter Not sure where this one came from in my head but it creeped in mid-day today and hasn’t left. So until it does leave, which may be never, I’m playing it for all of you. If you don’t like...
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The Equalizer 3 (2021) RUMORS, Plot, Cast, and Release Date News – WILL THERE...
@HalfGuarded I can’t believe the stupid TV show from the mid-80s it nobody remembers except for a bunch of nerds it’s going to be a gigantic movie franchise. And I’m not talking about Transformers or...
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