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Why Star Wars Ruined Filmmaking
Taking a glance at the highest grossing films of 1970 shows you just how much the motion picture industry has changed over the last 45 years. Of the top ten highest grossing U.S. movies, three were...
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Are Star Wars Fans Racist? Am I? … Wait, What?
A Long Time Ago A Galaxy Far, Far Away @HalfGuarded Today is Star Wars day. I know it came out in some not-America places already but that doesn’t count. People can pretend it does but look at box...
View ArticleZombie by The Cranberries; aka GUESS WHAT’S STUCK IN MIKE’S HEAD?!
The Troubles @HalfGuarded I hope every modern kid who thinks because his weird friend that wears a dress but isn’t allowed to shower with girls and that such actions are horrific abuse and so he...
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212 by Azealia Banks; AKA: GUESS WHAT’S STUCK IN MIKE’S HEAD?!
New York City @HalfGuarded I love this video and especially Azealia Banks. She’s batshit crazy, in a good way. She’s previously declared that the US should give 100 trillion (with a T) in reparations...
View ArticleThe Pretty Reckless – Make Me Wanna Die
TWITTER It’s time for WHAT IS STUCK IN MIKE’S HEAD! This time it’s The Pretty Reckless. Depressingly, they’ve been around for over five years. This is only depressing to me because I truly feel...
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LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO by Taylor Swift; GUESS WHAT’S STUCK IN MIKE’S HEAD?!
The Cockpit of Flight 93 @HalfGuarded 9/11. The JFK assassination. Pearl Harbor. Watershed moments, all. Times when you know where you were with such clarity that you can relive that day a thousand...
View ArticleHighly Suspect Music Video: My Name Is Human
A Robotics Lab in the Future @HalfGuarded I’m not even sure if this is good, I won’t lie. However, when writing about GUESS WHAT’S STUCK IN MIKE’S HEAD, amiability isn’t necessary. Nor is using...
View ArticleWhy the 2018 Golden Globe Nominations are Stupid
Hollywood, or thereabout @HalfGuarded The Golden Globes are today nominations are out and I thought they were Emmys! I don’t have a single fucking clue what the difference is but it’s something to...
View Article#metoo dress Panther Movie Trailer
Wakanda @HalfGuarded Black Panther is a comic book originally named Black Leopard because Stan Lee didn’t want to associate it too closely with the terrorist organization of the same name. Or...
View ArticleMORTAL KOMBAT CHANGED THE WORLD
GORO’S LAIR Mike’s Magical Twitter Machine I remember when Mortal Kombat first came out. The local pizza place my family went to every Friday night replaced a Street Fighter 2 arcade box with MORTAL...
View ArticleAvengers: Infinity War International Trailer from Japan Land
Not America @HalfGuarded They call this an International Trailer for Avengers: Infinity War Which it is, because Japan is Not-America and thus international but I never see one for Portugal. Or...
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This is What You Should Think about the Oscar Nominations
Harvey Weinstein’s Sex Dungeon Mike’s Twitter Machine I did this before, for the Emmy’s Golden Globes, and it was a rousing failure. I’ve since seen at least one more of these films and so am better...
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Who Would Win a Presidential Royal Rumble?
Pretty much the best thing the WWE does all year is the Royal Rumble. Even in years I wasn’t a regular rasslin’ follower, I still went out of my way to take a gander at the highlights of the annual...
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A Bear Named Mike Does 2018 Royal Rumble Coverage
Wells Fargo Center Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, Home of The Asshole @HalfGuarded Come one, come all to this: 2018 WWE Royal Rumble coverage. We get to see Brock Lesnar beat up two other giant human...
View ArticleTHE SUPER BOWL SHUFFLES YOU DOWN MEMORY LANE
January, 1986, Chicago @HalfGuarded What’s happening with the Super Bowl when you watch it? I’m first writing this post for Super a Bowl 52. Pats v Eagles was then, what’s now? I wonder if I do meta...
View Article[WATCH] LIKE A G6 by Far East Movement Video
Mike’s Imagination Where He’s Cool @HalfGuarded I do these posts where I throw down a music video from a band. Maybe I like them, maybe I like only the song, but it’s a solid place filter in my life....
View ArticleSOLO: Not a Butthole but a Whole Trailer
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…. @HalfGuarded Han Solo isn’t his real and that’s someone’s idea of adding character depth. Morons. I’m sure it’ll be a good movie everyone needs a name...
View ArticleSOME VENOM MOVIE HYPE STUFF
NOT THE MCU! @HalfGuarded So, there’s a Venom trailer. I became aware of this upon seeing peeps on FB hate it. I didn’t. It’s a teaser, so who knows WTF it will be. It’s also with Sony and not...
View ArticleLOOK: DEADPOOL TEASER TRAILER STUFF
Beyond the Fourth Wall. @HalfGuarded Deadpool and Cable is a good comic book combo but an oddly challenging movie duo. Deadpool murdered the world with how awesome his movie was. Cable is sort of a...
View ArticleHighly Suspect Music Video: My Name Is Human
A Robotics Lab in the Future @HalfGuarded I’m not even sure if this is good, I won’t lie. However, when writing about GUESS WHAT’S STUCK IN MIKE’S HEAD, amiability isn’t necessary. Nor is using...
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