T-Mobile Arena (wait, what?)
Sin City, Nevada
As I did last night, with a refined eloquence not normally found in a man of such wit, I’ll be doing some Twitter culling for WWE’s Elimination Chamber. The winner of the giant metal fake cage fight gets to face Brock Lesnar at Wrestlemania.
The sex with tits is also doing fake cage fighting. The winner of that gets to face … I have no idea. Kid Flair?
I also just finished Guardians of the Galaxy 2. First time I’ve watched it since the theater. Darn good film. That’s apropos of nothing and yet I mentioned it.
EXCLUSIVE: @RondaRousey is all smiles as she looks ahead to signing her #RAW contract tonight at #WWEChamber! pic.twitter.com/7HDoCLvAe6
— WWE (@WWE) February 25, 2018
Would it kill @RondaRousey to wear some makeup? #WWEChamber
— Bearly Legal
(@MichaelCoughlin) February 26, 2018
(@MichaelCoughlin) #GoodBrothers @KarlAndersonWWE and @LukeGallowsWWE are determined to prove that The #Miztourage @TheBoDallas and @RealCurtisAxel are just a couple of NERDS! #WWEChamber pic.twitter.com/n8If2Hjnmf
— WWE (@WWE) February 26, 2018
#GoodBrothers @LukeGallowsWWE & @KarlAndersonWWE took the MAGIC right out of #TheMiztourage as they defeat @RealCurtisAxel & @TheBoDallas on #WWEChamber #Kickoff! pic.twitter.com/Zrb0qfj5Xg
— WWE (@WWE) February 26, 2018
Time for …
@WWE repping women’s empowerment by locking them in cages while they wear very little #WWEChamber https://t.co/5bJALN7ZAx pic.twitter.com/TfpcrZPVBD
— Bearly Legal
(@MichaelCoughlin) February 26, 2018
Some ABSOLUTELY vicious teamwork from #Absolution's @WWE_MandyRose and @SonyaDevilleWWE! #WWEChamber @itsBayleyWWE pic.twitter.com/pnDZyiCSa5
— WWE (@WWE) February 26, 2018
When one "door" closes… one elimination chamber pod OPENS!@WWE_MandyRose has been ELIMINATED and @MickieJames has ENTERED the match! #WWEChamber pic.twitter.com/oh2vGQ2EDJ
— WWE (@WWE) February 26, 2018
@WWE why is @AlexaBliss_WWE a 4 time champion? I know I don’t really follow much anymore but FOUR?! Wtf? #WWEChamber
— Bearly Legal
(@MichaelCoughlin) February 26, 2018
Sorry, @itsBayleyWWE…
It's EVERY WOMAN FOR HERSELF inside the #EliminationChamber! #WWEChamber @SashaBanksWWE pic.twitter.com/kWJFTxyKXr
— WWE (@WWE) February 26, 2018
OH MY GOD #WWEChamber @AlexaBliss_WWE pic.twitter.com/XkjjwYJBfj
— Italo Santana (@BulletClubItal) February 26, 2018
#AndStill…your #RAWWomensChampion is @AlexaBliss_WWE! She's going to #WrestleMania! History is written!
What a start to #WWEChamber. pic.twitter.com/hLWw68gvTL— WWE (@WWEIndia) February 26, 2018
She's ready.@NiaJaxWWE goes one-on-one with The #EmpressOfTomorrow @WWEAsuka NEXT! #WWEChamber pic.twitter.com/3qGxl9s7Mm
— WWE (@WWE) February 26, 2018
Remember … people … thought @WWENetwork wouldn’t work. How about that.
— Bearly Legal
(@MichaelCoughlin) February 26, 2018
Will @NiaJaxWWE join the #RAW #WomensTitle Match at #WrestleMania? She'll have to go through the UNDEFEATED @WWEAsuka first! #WWEChamber pic.twitter.com/uYFgwmaozh
— WWE (@WWE) February 26, 2018
#AndStill… UNDEFEATED!@WWEAsuka dashes away @NiaJaxWWE's #WrestleMania dreams with a pin. #WWEChamber #AsukavsNia pic.twitter.com/9icPL1EyYT
— WWE (@WWE) February 26, 2018
In May: We just want Matt to be broken again! Vince will never understand that! We’re so indy! We appreciate REAL wrestling!
Today: WE WANT BEACH BALLS #WWEChamber
— Natalie Miller (@nattierae93) February 26, 2018
A #TwistOfFate does the trick for @MATTHARDYBRAND! #WWEChamber pic.twitter.com/MzFqxBKWqV
— WWE (@WWEIndia) February 26, 2018
Ronda’s contract has a clause that prohibits kicks of any kind to my chest.
— Coach Edmund (@CoachEdmund) February 26, 2018
Roman Reigns reminds me of a younger, less charamatic, less talented & chubbier Rock .
— superCalo (@superCalo) February 26, 2018
It took like 15 seconds before the boos started. This is gonna be awesome #WWEChamber
— Bearly Legal
(@MichaelCoughlin) February 26, 2018
Kurt’s hand shaking like he’s going through withdrawal. #WWEChamber
— Bearly Legal
(@MichaelCoughlin) February 26, 2018
WOAH!!! Did @StephMcMahon call @RondaRousey a "has-been?" @RealKurtAngle says she did… #RondaRousey #WWEChamber pic.twitter.com/StM7A0bdEf
— WWE (@WWE) February 26, 2018
The story is that HHH and Steph think Ronda is a joke now and want to get revenge from years ago because now she’s weak. BRAVO, WWE, BRAVO! #WWEChamber
— Bearly Legal
(@MichaelCoughlin) February 26, 2018
I will always mark out for the idiot who slaps someone and we all go, “OHHHH, It is ON now! #WWEChamber pic.twitter.com/VziftqfUcp
— Bearly Legal
(@MichaelCoughlin) February 26, 2018
#KingOfKings, it's time to "reconnect" with the BADDEST WOMAN ON THE PLANET! #WWEChamber #RondaRousey @RondaRousey @TripleH pic.twitter.com/HdYA5VY7jP
— WWE (@WWE) February 26, 2018
So glad Buff Bagwell’s legacy will forever live on with the blockbuster. #WWEChamber pic.twitter.com/HgMeIu3ohS
— Bearly Legal
(@MichaelCoughlin) February 26, 2018
You can run, but you CAN'T HIDE from The #MonsterAmongMen @BraunStrowman! #WWEChamber pic.twitter.com/qcICXCQu3y
— WWE (@WWE) February 26, 2018
Four down, two to go…@BraunStrowman pins @FinnBalor inside the #EliminationChamber. #WWEChamber pic.twitter.com/Wgu72mZgjk
— WWE (@WWE) February 26, 2018
Vince legit thinks they’re saying, “Boo-urns” doesn’t he? #WWEChamber pic.twitter.com/ZieBLars7e
— Bearly Legal
(@MichaelCoughlin) February 26, 2018
That makes FIVE as @BraunStrowman eliminates #TheArchitect @WWERollins! #WWEChamber @WWENetwork pic.twitter.com/IUb9YdVLv9
— WWE Network (@WWENetwork) February 26, 2018
The crowd reacted like they all simultaneously realized they weren’t gonna be happy at the end of tonight. #WWEChamber
— Bearly Legal
(@MichaelCoughlin) February 26, 2018
The #MonsterAmongMen falls to #TheBigDog as @WWERomanReigns DEFEATS @BraunStrowman in the Men's #EliminationChamber Match! #WWEChamber pic.twitter.com/oO5iE4NE77
— WWE (@WWE) February 26, 2018
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