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The Do-Over 2 (2019) NEWS, RUMORS, SPOILER, and RELEASE DATE
The Netflix Universe @HalfGuarded HalfGuarded.com knows movies. We know that all movies are real. We know that if you’re a vampire, you’re either being hunted by Will Smith, lead by Luke Evans, or...
View ArticleHighly Suspect Music Video: My Name Is Human
I’m not even sure if this is good, I won’t lie. However, when writing about GUESS WHAT’S STUCK IN MIKE’S HEAD, amiability isn’t necessary. Nor is using “amiability” properly. (I was close.) I...
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The Anti-Couch Zone Movie Club II….because awful movies never sleep
Once again we visit the mirror universe of the Couch Zone Movie Club. This a parallel dimension when I talk not of films I love but films I hate, also Spock has a beard here. It’s time to get angry....
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Tove Lo Habits (Stay High) – GUESS WHAT’S STUCK IN MIKE’S HEAD
@HalfGuarded This is Tove Lo. #DiscoTits first play now with the great @ZaneLowe @Beats1 https://t.co/f1kAZcsRmX pic.twitter.com/FraFsBST4n — Tove Lo (@ToveLo) September 7, 2017 Tove Lo is a...
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LUCY 2 SPOILERS, PLOT, Release Date | ⓴18 | Trailer, Cast & More!
Original publication date: April 2017 @HalfGuarded UPDATE: Other news sources are reporting there will be a sequel. They’re only confirming what we reported MONTHS ago. Don’t be fooled by imitators...
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TV & Chill: Mike Watches The Inhumans!
Mike’s Couch Next to the Only Dog Remaining in His Life @HalfGuarded Hi, everybody. Now that introductions are out of the way, let’s move on to the subject of the day: The Inhumans TV show on ABC....
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Happy Gilmore 2 (2019) NEWS, RUMORS, SPOILER, and RELEASE DATE
The Netflix Universe @HalfGuarded HalfGuarded.com knows movies. We know that all movies are real. We know that if you’re a vampire, you’re either being hunted by Will Smith, lead by Luke Evans, or...
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I’m Afraid of Americans; GUESS WHAT’S STUCK IN MIKE’S HEAD?!
@HalfGuarded OK. This one isn’t really stuck in my head but given everything going on I kinda chuckle at the idea of posting this song. In ‘Merica’s defense, Bowie was a rapist. Of kids. I’M...
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District 9 Sequel (2018) Movie Poster, Cast, Release Date & More – All...
District 9 Sequel News for 6/5/17 So Neil Blomkamp just recently did an interview where he talked about the unfortunate demise of his planned Alien sequel, but he also mentioned he’s gearing up for a...
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Dracula Untold 2 (2018) Sequel Trailer, Release Date & More!
Dracula Untold 2 article original publish date: 2/7/16 Dracula Untold 2 Update (12/20/16): So it looks like following the release of the new trailer for Tom Cruise’s The Mummy that Dracula Untold 2...
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Couchzone Movieclub….let’s get Toxic
On the day that I came to finish off this latest instalment news began to filter of the horrific events in Las Vegas. Anyone who knows me knows my love of that city, a place I call my second home and...
View ArticleGirl by Beck: Happy or Dreadful?; aka: GUESS WHAT’S STUCK IN MIKE’S HEAD?!
Wherever Hipsters Sleep @HalfGuarded Beck sleeps with Geovanni Ribisi’s doppleganger before heading off to conquer an invisible spirit demon living in a mountain. Then he sings about deadly women....
View ArticleZombie by The Cranberries; aka GUESS WHAT’S STUCK IN MIKE’S HEAD?!
The Troubles @HalfGuarded I hope every modern kid who thinks because his weird friend that wears a dress but isn’t allowed to shower with girls and that such actions are horrific abuse and so he...
View ArticleBrand New Justice League Trailer ft SUPERMAN
Gotham, Metropolis, and, uh, London @HalfGuarded A brand new Justice League Trailer is here and it is something to enjoy on a lady Sunday afternoon. I’m sure it’s all in my head but ever since...
View ArticleThe Tonight Show Produced The Most Nauseous Segment in TV History
Studio 6B in Rockefeller Center New York, New York @HalfGuarded I try not to be overtly partisan with this here website of mine. Unlike our President, I’m aware that when you run the ship, you...
View ArticleFeel the Forceful New Star Wars Episode VIII: THE LAST JEDI Trailer
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away….” @HalfGuarded Feel that rush of blood pumping and filling, engorging until a moment of pure extra you results: the newest Star Wars Episode VIII: THE LAST...
View ArticleSomeone locked the X-Men inside a haunted mansion
The Xavier Institute for Higher Learning (that sometimes has little kids in it) @HalfGuarded In the recesses of my mind, I knew there was a New Mutants movie slated to premier sometime in 2018, but...
View ArticleMegadeth’s Peace Sells Video: GUESS WHAT’S STUCK IN MIKE’S HEAD!
@HalfGuarded Sometimes, a man just needs music that will help him get ready to punch a hole through the Indian Ocean; music that helps you buttfuck a school bus; music that causes you to headbutt a...
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THE BEST MOVIE YOU NEVER SAW: Couchzone Movie Club
Here’s how my movie club works. I pick four movies that mean something to me from my life long love of film under the criteria of a black and white movie, a foreign language film, something from the...
View ArticleMarvel’s Back in (a new) Black Panther Trailer Time
Wakanda @HalfGuarded While much of the uproar of late about the lack of diversity in comic books is overstated, writes the white guy, appealing to Non-White Men can only help a movie studio. (Ok....
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