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The HAPPY GILMORE 2 PLOT
Sorta like Sandy Wexler 2, I Am Legend 2, Dredd 2 or the possible Victor Frankenstein sequel, sequels make money. And Happy Gilmore Two will make fat stacks of cash.
Twenty years after the events of the first film, Happy is seen sitting in a man cave. His wife left him and all he has left are his old memories of playing golf. As he glances around the room at all his trophies and framed memories, he feels the hairs on his neck stand on edge as his radio crackles from the storm outside. The dial slips down a station and Happy hears what will guide him throughout Happy Gilmore 2: a young golfer is mid-stroke when lightning strikes his club.
The boy comes to, looks around, and is helped to his feet. The normally polite gold crowd erupts as he grabs his now mangled 4 iron and lines up at the tee. Happy tilts his head, his ears trying to reach out and grab what happens next: everyone gasps as the boy shanks it wide left. And then it happens again. And again. And again. The boy has the yips.
But Happy then hears one final note from the announcer, “That boy looks like he’d be more comfortable on ice than he does on the greens.”
From there, Happy takes it upon himself to train the boy and make him … a golfer turned hockey player!
Oh, and, spoiler: at the very end, it’ll be revealed the boy is actually Shooter McGavin’s son.
One rumor has JUSTIN BIEBER possibly being The Boy. Nic Cage after National Treasure 3! could ironically play the rival hockey coach.
Someone wants to make a Zombieland 2, so why not Happy Gilmore 2? Huh, tough guy?
(maybe) HAPPY GILMORE 2 MOVIE TITLES:
- Happy Gilmore 2: The Gilmore Boys!
- Sad Gilmore
- Happy Gilmore 2: More Gilmore
- Moderately Satisfied Gilmore
- Hockey Gilmore
HAPPY GILMORE 2 PHOTOS
HAPPY GILMORE 2 DIRECTOR IS
Steve Brill is helping with Sandy Wexler and then he will slide over and help Sandler go-direct this film.
The HAPPY GILMORE 2 Cast
– Adam Sandler as Happy Gilmore.
– Christopher McDonald as Shooter McGavin. (Featured in ghost form.)
– Julie Bowen as Virginia Venit, Happy‘ snow ex wife who he wins back.
The HAPPY GILMORE 2 TRAILER
Yes, that’s from the first movie, we admit it. But it’s representative of the comedy stylings you’ll get with HAPPY GILMORE TWO: GILMORE GUYS!
HAPPY GILMORE 2 POSTER
HAPPY GILMORE 2 WILL BE WRITTEN BY
Adam Sandler, duh, and me, since I’m banging out this treatment here already anyways.
The HAPPY GILMORE 2 RELEASE DATE
Netflix will release this in 2019. April 1st or so, 2019.
The HAPPY GILMORE 2 BOX OFFICE
Unlike the potential sequels Jumper 2 and Hancock 2, it’s more difficult to pin point if a Netflix Sequel is profitable. But we all know it’ll generate $50 million in gross revenue for the notoriously secretive Netflix.
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