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I’m Afraid of Americans; GUESS WHAT’S STUCK IN MIKE’S HEAD?!
@HalfGuarded OK. This one isn’t really stuck in my head but given everything going on I kinda chuckle at the idea of posting this song. In ‘Merica’s defense, Bowie was a rapist. Of kids. I’M...
View ArticleGay Bar by Electric Six; aka GUESS WHAT’S STUCK IN MIKE’S HEAD?!?
I like the band Electric Six. I’m not sure if they’re popular or not. I’m kind of old now. Anyways. This is a good song by them. Listen to it. GAY BAR – Electric Six The post Gay Bar by...
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Christian Bale’s career doesn’t exist – he’s been The Batman all along!
@MichaelCoughlin Whilst great art is often subtle, Big Hollywood is not. The clumsy attempts to persuade us that there are actors in the world demonstrates their hubris. We know The Truth: lazy Big...
View ArticleOne last trailer for THE DEFENDERS
@HalfGuarded I didn’t even realize that The Defenders is released tomorrow, August the 18th, in the year 2017 of our departed but then resurrected Lord, Jesus the Christ. That’s my weekend sorted....
View ArticleA Strange new Thor trailer from Japan
@HalfGuarded Japan is the home to many people, many foods, many bright colors, and a different way of life. It is also the home to the latest Thor trailer! How neat is that? It’s a mix and match...
View ArticleThe Punisher Trailer That Changed the Game
The Park Where Hour Family Died @HalfGuarded It didn’t take 24 hours for me to finish The Defenders. I liked it. I’ll talk about it somewhere else because this is about something more. The Punisher...
View ArticleBlade Runner 2049 Trailer Reveals A Lot of Plot Details
The Year 2049, Los Angeles @HalfGuarded I don’t think Blade Runner 2049 will make people happy. What they, those involved in the creation of this project, miss about the original Blade Runner is...
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Why Game of Thrones SUCKS.
A lot of people think I’m contrarian just to be contrarian, like I automatically have some kind of revulsion for any and all things popular. What I don’t understand is why people think it’s a bad...
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LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO by Taylor Swift; GUESS WHAT’S STUCK IN MIKE’S HEAD?!
The Cockpit of Flight 93 @HalfGuarded 9/11. The JFK assassination. Pearl Harbor. Watershed moments, all. Times when you know where you were with such clarity that you can relive that day a thousand...
View ArticleThe Punisher sends cryptic message in Morse Code
The Marvel Cinematic Universe @HalfGuarded The Punisher’s Twitter account is currently what happens when nerds have free time. Or a desperate man is pushed to the edge. Said social media account...
View ArticleBlade Runner 2036 Nexus Dawn short film
The Year 2049 @HalfGuarded Where were you when Blade Runner 2049 became real? Los Angeles? Las Vegas? A bunker in the Nevada desert? A hollowed out hole in the dirt, lined with aluminum that doesn’t...
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Here’s Four Movies For You To Be Looking At, Kid
Blah, blah, blah, same rules as always, four films that mean something to me. One is a miscellaneous cult type movie, one is black and white, one is foreign language and one is from the past ten...
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Inception 2 (2019) Cast, Plot, Rumors, and release date News
@HalfGuarded Christopher Nolan is a genius. From The Dark Knight to Dunkirk to Momento, everything he does is unique and fresh. And none of that has anything on Inception, what I consider to be his...
View ArticleWhy JJ Abrams Likes Lens Flares
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… @HalfGuarded J.J. Abrams, who has remade your entire childhood, is back to finish the job. The man who rebooted Star Trek and directed The Force Awakens...
View ArticleWho’s gon’ give it to ya? X
The Awkward Moment When You Have to Turn Down the Volume at the Street Light @HalfGuarded D. M. X. Who doesn’t love X? Assholes, that’s who. I was watching Deadpool the other day and as a result...
View ArticleTOOL – SOBER; aka: GUESS WHAT’S STUCK IN MIKE’S HEAD?!?
This is the song Sober by the band TOOL. I’m a fan and it’s stuck in my head at the moment. That means all of YOU get to listen to it too. Plus, I was nice enough to include the lyrics! Ain’t I a swell...
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212 by Azealia Banks; AKA: GUESS WHAT’S STUCK IN MIKE’S HEAD?!
New York City @HalfGuarded I love this video and especially Azealia Banks. She’s batshit crazy, in a good way. She’s previously declared that the US should give 100 trillion (with a T) in reparations...
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A Tribute To Bobby “The Brain” Heenan
There are few things I hate more than those people who get all sentimental when a famous person – whom they’ve never met, and whom never even knew they existed in the first place – dies. But in the...
View Article*BANG* NEW PUNISHER TRAILER *BANG*
The Hell of Personal Loss @HalfGuarded The Punisher is back, which we already knew. He is getting his own series on Netflix, which we already knew. And he now has a brand new trailer: which now you...
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SANDY WEXLER 2 (2019) NEWS, RUMORS, SPOILER, and RELEASE DATE
The Netflix Universe @HalfGuarded HalfGuarded.com knows movies. We know that all movies are real. We know that if you’re a vampire, you’re either being hunted by Will Smith, lead by Luke Evans, or...
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