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Why Game of Thrones SUCKS.
A lot of people think I’m contrarian just to be contrarian, like I automatically have some kind of revulsion for any and all things popular. What I don’t understand is why people think it’s a bad...
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John Wick 4 (2020) Cast, Plot, Rumors, and release date News; Will there be a...
Twitter First, it was Taken and all its sequels. Then Sleepless, With Jamie Foxx. In between, there was John Wick, starring Keanu Reeves. With the first film quadrupling its budget, just as the...
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NEW STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI FOOTAGE!; SIX NEW STAR WARS VIII: THE LAST JEDI...
@HalfGuarded It’s not a new trailer but there is new footage associated with the eight Star Wars film. And that’s not all. Though it is pretty cool, right? Here are also six new posters released...
View ArticleNEW Blade Runner 2049 Trailer
@HalfGuarded Blade Runner is one of the most important movies in important movie history. It’s a masterpiece of sci-fi, blah blah blah. Blade Runner 2049 is the sequel. It’ll be interesting,...
View ArticleMusic You Should Listen To: Matthew Sweet
Very, very few musicians have made consistently great music for 25 years. Just take a look at Metallica, who hasn’t released anything worth a shit since 1991 or The Rolling Stones, who haven’t released...
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Shake It Off Video by Taylor Swift; aka GUESS WHAT’S STUCK IN MIKE’S HEAD!
@HalfGuarded Shake it off, SHAKE IT THE FUCK OFF. Taylor Swift has her flaws, don’t we all, but I choose to look past them in hopes that she’ll read this and ask me to be her Kept Man. I could...
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Couch Zone Movie Club….I’ve lost count
We lost two legends this week. George R Romero passed away at the age of 77. Romero was most well known for popularising the Zombie movie genres with his 1968 Night of the Living Dead which began in...
View ArticleAnd then The Punisher showed up
@HalfGuarded Just a few weeks (maybe months) until The Defenders shows up on Netflix. I’m sure it’ll be good because I’m sure of everything. There’s another trailer for the series, this one...
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Whatever Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets is, I’m in
@HalfGuarded Desire is a funny thing. Do I actually know why I want something? Or anticipate it? I’m not sure. I think I maybe feel the emotion and then try to rationalize. I don’t sit, look at...
View ArticleMalibu by Miley Cyrus; aka: Guess What’s Stuck in Mike’s Head!
@HalfGuarded OK. This one is REALLY a stretch. I’ve heard the song a whole one time but I kinda think Malibu by Miley Cyrus isn’t horrible. I honestly give her credit for the vocals, just in that...
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Comic Con Defenders Trailer
@HalfGuarded If I wasn’t expecting a new Justice League trailer coming out of Comic Con – and I wasn’t of course – then I wasn’t expecting a new Defenders trailer either. And like with the Justice...
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NEW COMIC CON JUSTICE LEAGUE TRAILER
@HalfGuarded I wasn’t expecting a new Justice League trailer but that’s also because I wasn’t paying attention. Comic Con is, doy, a perfect time to envied Nerd Porn. This is said new trailer. I...
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COMIC CON THOR TRAILER
@HalfGuarded Continuing the theme of me completely not being prepared for new trailers because of Comic Con, THOR! This is a big, full trailer. I don’t know if the last one was a trailer or a teaser...
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S. O. B. by Nathaniel Rateliff & The Night Sweats; aka: GUESS WHAT’S STUCK IN...
@HalfGuarded This is a song we all know but cannot place. In some respects that makes it as pure a song as exists;we aren’t swayed by an image of the artist, maybe one carefully crafted by 39...
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MIKE’S OFFICIAL DUNKIRK REVIEW
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View ArticleGreen Light by Lorde; aka: GUESS WHAT’S STUCK IN MIKE’S HEAD?!
@HalfGuarded I like to imagine there are a few of you out there who dutifully read this site two or three times a day. At this point, you’re obsessed with me but you know it keep your distance. But...
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Couchzone Movie club goes to war!!!!!!!!
War! What is it good for? Nothing! Well actually that’s not exactly true, because some awesome films have come out of mankind’s ability to wipe out their fellow species on a wide scale for really...
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Kanye West’s music video Fade caused me to go through puberty again
I’m killing time. That’s all I’m doing on YouTube as that’s all anyone really does on YouTube. I watched a preview for Mel Gibson’s new movie about a pacifist who is in World War 2 (which looks...
View ArticleK Flay’s BLOOD IN THE CUT music video
It’s that time again… Now with a fancy graphic type of thing! K Flay was nor born with that name, instead she was born Kristine Meredith Flaherty. She’s from IL. Hey, so am I! She’s from a suburb...
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SJWs React To The New Death Wish Trailer
It’s here! The first look at Eli Roth’s “Death Wish”. A remake of the classic revenge epic from 1974 where this time around, Bruce Willis stars as a man hell-bent on avenging the deaths of his...
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