Malibu by Miley Cyrus; aka: Guess What’s Stuck in Mike’s Head!

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OK.  This one is REALLY a stretch.  I’ve heard the song a whole one time but I kinda think Malibu by Miley Cyrus isn’t horrible.  I honestly give her credit for the vocals, just in that she brings a little something extra to bland, paint-by-numbers lyrics.

I came upon the song reading an article where she claimed to feel “sexualized” when she twerked on Robin Thicke at the MTV awards show a few years back.  Yes, that’s one of the dumbest things spoken by man or woman in some time but, hey!, she’s like 24.

Actually, 24 is kinda old to be that stupid but she’s also been in a weird world so I’ll let it slide.

This is the song.  Then the lyrics.  Then other stuff.

Malibu by Miley Cyrus MUSIC VIDEO

Malibu by Miley Cyrus LYRICS

I never came to the beach, or stood by the ocean
I never sat by the shore, under the sun with my feet in the sand
But you brought me here and I’m happy that you did
‘Cause now I’m as free as birds catching the wind
I always thought I would sink, so I never swam
I never went boatin’, don’t get how they are floatin’
And sometimes I get so scared of what I can’t understand

 

But here I am, next to you
The sky’s more blue in Malibu
Next to you in Malibu
Next to you

 

We watched the sun go down as we were walking
I’d spent the rest of my life standing here talking
You would explain the current, as I just smile
Hoping that you’ll stay the same, and nothing will change
And it’ll be us, just for a while
Do we even exist?
That’s when I make the wish, to swim away with the fish
Is it supposed to be this hot all summer long?
I never would’ve believed you if three years ago you told me
I’d be here writing this song

 

But here I am, next to you
The sky’s so blue in Malibu
Next to you in Malibu
Next to you
Next to you
The sky’s so blue in Malibu
Next to you

 

We are just like the waves that flow back and forth
Sometimes I feel like I’m drowning
And you’re there to save me
And I wanna thank you with all of my heart
It’s a

brand new start
A dream come true in Malibu

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