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The Men Behind The Mask of JASON
As soon as guests made their way out of the Sheraton Atlanta Hotel’s labyrinthine parking deck on Feb. 3, they weren’t greeted by the expected strings of elevator muzak. Rather, they were bombarded by...
View ArticleThe 10 Greatest Horror-Themed Wrestlers Of All-Time!
Saying pro wrestling is stupid is kinda’ like saying water is wet. Of course pro wrestling is stupid, and that’s what makes it so great. In a world chock full of pretense, phoniness and brass-balled...
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Why Horror Movies Today Suck
The great thing about horror movies is that, by and large, they all secretly mirror what’s going on in society as a whole – in the process, bringing to light a lot of subconscious fears we have about...
View ArticleThe Red
@HalfGuarded Spotify offered itself to new users for $.99/month for three months. I never subscribed to the service and have mostly been content to get my music via YouTube or random black dudes on...
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Dracula Untold 2 (2020) Sequel Trailer, Release Date & More!
Dracula Untold 2 Poll: Would you see a Dracula Untold sequel?? Note: There is a poll embedded within this post, please visit the site to participate in this post's poll. Dracula Untold 2 Preview...
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Ocean’s 9 (2021) RUMORS & NEWS – SHOULD THERE BE a Ocean’s 9?!
@HalfGuarded Hollywood has finally learned what the rest of corporate America has known for many many years: women like to spend money on shit. That’s why we will have another oceans movie, this time...
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The Godfather Reboot: All female cast of “The Godperson” identifies as “a...
(@Chris_Najdek) ***disclaimer, it’s a parody stupid… direct any sexist hate mail to cnajdek27@gmail.com “The Godperson” Review I’m going to make him an offer on his penis he can’t refuse…...
View ArticleWrecking Ball
@HalfGuarded The video got a great deal of attention due to the fact that a former goody-two-shoes Mickey Mouse type celebrity ripped off all her clothes and dry humped a piece of construction...
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National Treasure 3 Release Date, Trailer, Cast & More!
Original Publish Date: 10/26/2015 UPDATED 3/4/16: National Treasure 3’s release date might be getting pushed back a bit, as franchise director Jon Turtletaub is in talks to direct the movie Meg, which...
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Iron Fist 2: The Tim Tebow of Marvel Netflix
@HalfGuarded I’m one man screaming into a super turbine but dammit: I loved Iron Fist. I smiled the whole time and am thrilled there will be a sequel because I knew the negative press was strong and...
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Couchzone Movie Club 1981….When Family Films Could Be Bloody Awesome
Ooooh, it’s all changed here. Look how lovely and clean it looks on here now. 1981. The Yorkshire Ripper was caught, the Delorian was invented, Britain became the Summer of riots, Ric Flair beat...
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I Kissed a Girl; AKA: Guess What’s Stuck in Mike’s Head?!
That one time in high school @HalfGuarded I was 5 the first time, 7 the second time, and 17 the third. High school ain’t for everyone. I Kissed a Girl VIDEO Hey, I wonder what Wikipedia has...
View ArticleWicked Game by Chris Isaak; aka: Guess What’s Stuck in Mike’s Head?!
@HalfGuarded Love is a mystery, one where the answer is in the question itself. Or not. I don’t know. I got this stuck in my head and now I’ll put it here to make the site look like it’s busy and...
View ArticleLearn about Bear Hands – aka MUSIC TIME WITH MIKE!
@HalfGuarded We’re back with, “What’s stuck in Mike’s head now?” This time, it’s a song by Bear Hands. I don’t know if it’s a group, or solo artist, or what. I think maybe Bear Hands is...
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Ramblin’ Gamblin’ Man
My father was 20 when this song came out, which meant I was still chilling in his balls for another 13 years or so before I’d be able to ramble and gamble. Good times. I wonder what Wikipedia has to...
View ArticleK Flay’s BLOOD IN THE CUT
K Flay was nor born with that name, instead she was born Kristine Meredith Flaherty. She’s from IL. Hey, so am I! She’s from a suburb of Chicago. Hey, so am I! She’s a female musician who has a...
View ArticleBlues at the Acropolis
The Breeders have confused men of all stripes since time immemorial. A moderately successful 90s alt rock band, one formed by Kim something or another of The Pixies, The Breeders were most known for...
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Grown Ups 3 (2018) is coming? The answer is Of Course.
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View ArticleI *VULGARITY* My Way To the Top
@HalfGuarded I like this song. I like to pretend it is how I got where I am in life. Which means… I banged Tony. Who made this site possible. He likes it. This is now EXTRA relevant after … some …...
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Looking Back at Preacher: The Amazing Comic That You Should Read Now
The following article was originally published on the Comic Conversations site and is republished here to get you all hungry with anticipation for the opening episode of the long awaited television...
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