Hollywood has finally learned what the rest of corporate America has known for many many years: women like to spend money on shit. That’s why we will have another oceans movie, this time with women in the lead. It will be the sequel to oceans 8, oceans nine.
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Will There Be Ocean’s 9?
Of course there will be. These are the kind of movies that are perfect for Hollywood. This is the remake of a franchise that was a remake of the movie that existed so that big Hollywood stars could hang out with each other. Well now they are doing it once again but this time it just has a lot more estrogen in the room.
Ocean’s 9 RUMORS
. We spoke to three different agents and all of them confirmed to us that a sequel to oceans eight is in the works. The working title of course is oceans nine. And then they will do oceans 10. This way you can I’ll build up to the original, Ocean’s Eleven. This is really just because somebody in Hollywood has accounting problem I bet. Either way there will be a sequel to oceans 8 and all of the cast will return and maybe even add in a few surprises. I wonder if in oceans 10 they have a gigantic orgy with Brad Pitt and George Clooney. I’ve joined in that sex filth.
Possible Ocean’s 9 Names
Ocean’s 10
Ocean’s Snatch (and Grab)
Ocean’s 69
Ocean’s
Who’s directing Ocean’s 9?
no idea at the moment. But I hope that it is somebody like Brad Pitt or George Clooney so that we can keep it all in the family. Don’t want the man to not get a payday out of this. That would be a damn shame and I would be upset because I cannot handle women doing well in life.
Ocean’s 9 Writers
Just like with the director of oceans nine, nobody really could give me a satisfactory answer on who would be the writer for oceans eight sequel.
Ocean’s 9 Pictures
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Ocean’s 9 Release Date
I have a suspicion this movie will be released in June 2021.
Ocean’s 9 Cast
Sandra Bullock as Debbie Ocean,
Cate Blanchett as Lou, Debbie’s close friend
Anne Hathaway as Daphne Kluger, a celebrity
Mindy Kaling as Amita, a jewelry maker
Sarah Paulson as Tammy, a suburban mom
Awkwafina as Constance, a thief
Rihanna as Nine Ball, a technical genius
Helena Bonham Carter as Rose, a fashion designer
Richard Armitage as Claude Becker
Ocean’s 9 Box Office
They will expect to make a profit of over $100 million on this movie. There may be a little bit of wiggle room up and down but they had better hope it does well because otherwise it will be an insult to the feminist movement.
Final Thoughts on Ocean’s 9
The only thing more on original than Hollywood remaking movies is remaking movies with the addition of a tampon.
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