George Lucas Killed Star Wars and It Cannot Be Resurrected
A long time ago, A Galaxy Far, Far Away @HalfGuarded George Lucas killed Star Wars and that was his right; God can kill his creation if he so chooses. With Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens,...
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View ArticleWhy Horror Movies Today Suck
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View ArticleYou Don’t Get Me High Anymore
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View ArticleA Christmas Carol Remake from WWE
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View ArticleWE ARE THEIR HOPEFUL FUTURE: Disco 2000
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View ArticleTHE SUPER BOWL SHUFFLES YOU DOWN MEMORY LANE
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View ArticleMarvel had diversity in the 80’s and no one freaked out.
(Yeah, who says I can’t come up with a catchy title?) It was 1968, a time when some newspapers cancelled the popular Peanuts comic strip when it introduced a black character and when NBC were freaking...
View ArticleThe 10 Greatest Horror-Themed Wrestlers Of All-Time!
Saying pro wrestling is stupid is kinda’ like saying water is wet. Of course pro wrestling is stupid, and that’s what makes it so great. In a world chock full of pretense, phoniness and brass-balled...
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The great thing about horror movies is that, by and large, they all secretly mirror what’s going on in society as a whole – in the process, bringing to light a lot of subconscious fears we have about...
View ArticleA Christmas Carol Remake from WWE
Note: There is a poll embedded within this post, please visit the site to participate in this post's poll. Despite perpetually bleeding money and minimal box off appeal, WWE is still in the movie...
View ArticleWE ARE THEIR HOPEFUL FUTURE: Disco 2000
This is another song I heard on spotify and that means it is in my head and on this page and beamed to you! But what is it about, according to Wikipedia? Disco 2000” is a hit single by British band...
View ArticleTHE SUPER BOWL SHUFFLES YOU DOWN MEMORY LANE
January, 1986, Chicago @HalfGuarded What’s happening with the Super Bowl when you watch it? I’m first writing this post for Super Bowl 52. Pats v Eagles was then, what’s now? I wonder if I do meta...
View ArticleMarvel had diversity in the 80’s and no one freaked out.
(Yeah, who says I can’t come up with a catchy title?) It was 1968, a time when some newspapers cancelled the popular Peanuts comic strip when it introduced a black character and when NBC were freaking...
View ArticleHallelujah as Covered by Jeff Buckley
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View ArticleGeorge Lucas Killed Star Wars and It Cannot Be Resurrected
A long time ago, A Galaxy Far, Far Away @HalfGuarded George Lucas killed Star Wars and that was his right; God can kill his creation if he so chooses. With Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens,...
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