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George Lucas Killed Star Wars and It Cannot Be Resurrected

A long time ago, A Galaxy Far, Far Away @HalfGuarded George Lucas killed Star Wars and that was his right; God can kill his creation if he so chooses. With Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens,...

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The Piledriver

An ear worm: the well-known phenomenon wherein one has a song or melody stuck in their head. I’ve no idea if the term for its visual analogue is eye worm, one would hope not, but a rose by any other...

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“BITCHES LEAVE”

Detroit I saw a story recently about Thundercats and people were upset about something being done to it.  I have no idea what it’s about, nor do I care, as I don’t think I ever watched or bought...

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The 10 Greatest Horror-Themed Wrestlers Of All-Time!

Saying pro wrestling is stupid is kinda’ like saying water is wet. Of course pro wrestling is stupid, and that’s what makes it so great. In a world chock full of pretense, phoniness and brass-balled...

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Why Horror Movies Today Suck

The great thing about horror movies is that, by and large, they all secretly mirror what’s going on in society as a whole – in the process, bringing to light a lot of subconscious fears we have about...

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You Don’t Get Me High Anymore

Another day, another dollar, another SONG STUCK IN MIKE’S HEAD!!! This time the song is named “You Don’t Get Me High Anymore” by Phantogram.   I don’t know anything about the song or band other than I...

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A Christmas Carol Remake from WWE

Note: There is a poll embedded within this post, please visit the site to participate in this post's poll. Despite perpetually bleeding money and minimal box off appeal, WWE is still in the movie...

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WE ARE THEIR HOPEFUL FUTURE: Disco 2000

This is another song I heard on spotify and that means it is in my head and on this page and beamed to you!  But what is it about, according to Wikipedia? Disco 2000” is a hit single by British band...

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THE SUPER BOWL SHUFFLES YOU DOWN MEMORY LANE

January, 1986, Chicago @HalfGuarded What’s happening with the Super Bowl when you watch it? I’m first writing this post for Super Bowl 52. Pats v Eagles was then, what’s now? I wonder if I do meta...

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Marvel had diversity in the 80’s and no one freaked out.

(Yeah, who says I can’t come up with a catchy title?) It was 1968, a time when some newspapers cancelled the popular Peanuts comic strip when it introduced a black character and when NBC were freaking...

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The 10 Greatest Horror-Themed Wrestlers Of All-Time!

Saying pro wrestling is stupid is kinda’ like saying water is wet. Of course pro wrestling is stupid, and that’s what makes it so great. In a world chock full of pretense, phoniness and brass-balled...

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Why Horror Movies Today Suck

The great thing about horror movies is that, by and large, they all secretly mirror what’s going on in society as a whole – in the process, bringing to light a lot of subconscious fears we have about...

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A Christmas Carol Remake from WWE

Note: There is a poll embedded within this post, please visit the site to participate in this post's poll. Despite perpetually bleeding money and minimal box off appeal, WWE is still in the movie...

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WE ARE THEIR HOPEFUL FUTURE: Disco 2000

This is another song I heard on spotify and that means it is in my head and on this page and beamed to you!  But what is it about, according to Wikipedia? Disco 2000” is a hit single by British band...

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THE SUPER BOWL SHUFFLES YOU DOWN MEMORY LANE

January, 1986, Chicago @HalfGuarded What’s happening with the Super Bowl when you watch it? I’m first writing this post for Super Bowl 52. Pats v Eagles was then, what’s now? I wonder if I do meta...

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Marvel had diversity in the 80’s and no one freaked out.

(Yeah, who says I can’t come up with a catchy title?) It was 1968, a time when some newspapers cancelled the popular Peanuts comic strip when it introduced a black character and when NBC were freaking...

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Hallelujah as Covered by Jeff Buckley

Heaven Above Mike’s Twitter   A song that was sung and ignored, covered and ignored except for one man who covered it again, only for it to be ignored. Until there was a death.   Who knows when anyone...

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Are Star Wars Fans Racist? Am I? … Wait, What?

A Long Time Ago A Galaxy Far, Far Away @HalfGuarded Today is Star Wars day. I know it came out in some not-America places already but that doesn’t count. People can pretend it does but look at box...

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Why Star Wars Ruined Filmmaking

Taking a glance at the highest grossing films of 1970 shows you just how much the motion picture industry has changed over the last 45 years. Of the top ten highest grossing U.S. movies, three were...

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George Lucas Killed Star Wars and It Cannot Be Resurrected

A long time ago, A Galaxy Far, Far Away @HalfGuarded George Lucas killed Star Wars and that was his right; God can kill his creation if he so chooses. With Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens,...

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