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Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse 2 | A 2021 Release?
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse 2 Poll: Note: There is a poll embedded within this post, please visit the site to participate in this post's poll. Upcoming Nicolas Cage Movies: Con Air 2 Ghost Rider...
View ArticleIs Girl by Beck Uplifting or No?
Wherever Hipsters Sleep @HalfGuarded Beck sleeps with Geovanni Ribisi’s doppleganger before heading off to conquer an invisible spirit demon living in a mountain. Then he sings about deadly women. I...
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The Men Behind The Mask of JASON
As soon as guests made their way out of the Sheraton Atlanta Hotel’s labyrinthine parking deck on Feb. 3, they weren’t greeted by the expected strings of elevator muzak. Rather, they were bombarded by...
View ArticleThe 10 Greatest Horror-Themed Wrestlers Of All-Time!
Saying pro wrestling is stupid is kinda’ like saying water is wet. Of course pro wrestling is stupid, and that’s what makes it so great. In a world chock full of pretense, phoniness and brass-balled...
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Why Horror Movies Today Suck
The great thing about horror movies is that, by and large, they all secretly mirror what’s going on in society as a whole – in the process, bringing to light a lot of subconscious fears we have about...
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The Croods 3 | 2023 Release Date?
The Croods 3 Poll: Note: There is a poll embedded within this post, please visit the site to participate in this post's poll. When is The Croods 3 release date? The Croods 3 does not yet have a release...
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Rape Me
Seattle, WA @HalfGuarded Some people swear Nirvana is the greatest band ever. Some think they’re overrated. I … don’t give a shit. They were, if nothing else, a symbol for a HUGE change in music. I...
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Goonies 2: Chunk Goes to the Moon
Note: There is a poll embedded within this post, please visit the site to participate in this post's poll. In 1985, a group of hormonal pre-teens captivated American audiences and the hearts of anyone...
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Couchzone Movie Club looks at 1987 and ROBOCOP
1987 is another year that I feel spoiled for choice in writing about three films from the year I love, along with one WTF? moment (there were so many films from this year for this category, but I chose...
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Drive Angry 2 | 2021 Release for the Sequel?
Drive Angry 2 Poll: Note: There is a poll embedded within this post, please visit the site to participate in this post's poll. Upcoming Nicolas Cage Movies: Con Air 2 Ghost Rider 3 National Treasure 3...
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Master of Puppets
Aziz Ansari is responsible for this having wiggled its way into my head – sorta. Obviously – he writes even though if it’s obvious why do you need to tell everyone? – as a white guy who spent most of...
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My Name Is Human
I’m not even sure if this is good, I won’t lie. However, when writing about GUESS WHAT’S STUCK IN MIKE’S HEAD, amiability isn’t necessary. Nor is using “amiability” properly. (I was close.)(Mike from...
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Ramblin’ Gamblin’ Man
My father was 20 when this song came out, which meant I was still chilling in his balls for another 13 years or so before I’d be able to ramble and gamble. Good times. I wonder what Wikipedia has to...
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High Rise 2 | Will there be a sequel in 2020?
High Rise 2 Poll: Note: There is a poll embedded within this post, please visit the site to participate in this post's poll. Luke Evans’ Upcoming Movies: Immortals 2 Beauty and the Beast 2 – Gaston’s...
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Season of the Witch 2 | A potential 2021 Sequel in the works?
Season of the Witch 2 Poll: Note: There is a poll embedded within this post, please visit the site to participate in this post's poll. Upcoming Nicolas Cage Movies: Con Air 2 Ghost Rider 3 National...
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A Christmas Carol Remake from WWE
Note: There is a poll embedded within this post, please visit the site to participate in this post's poll. Despite perpetually bleeding money and minimal box off appeal, WWE is still in the movie...
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Black Hole Sun
Black Hole Sun was the first song I remember being “mine.” I was probably 10 or 11 when the song came out. It wasn’t something I heard when my parents were driving or anything like that, it was all...
View ArticleEverytime We Touch
I think this song is, what?, maybe 12 years old? Maybe older. I’m not even sure why it’s stuck in my head but it is, and that means it gets to be stuck in your head too. Everytime We Touch by Cascada...
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I Am Number 4 Sequel | What is the release date?
I Am Number 4 Sequel Poll: Note: There is a poll embedded within this post, please visit the site to participate in this post's poll. Alex Pettyfer’s Upcoming Movies: In Time 2 The Strange Ones 2...
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Habits (Stay High)
This is Tove Lo. #DiscoTits first play now with the great @ZaneLowe @Beats1 https://t.co/f1kAZcsRmX pic.twitter.com/FraFsBST4n — Tove Lo (@ToveLo) September 7, 2017 Tove Lo is a singer. She might write...
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